BIG LESSON FOR ALL.
A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then
handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back
to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their
evidence."
(drunk driver's offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
SOME LAZY Men will NEVER learn ! MOSTWomen will Never change!!!
Don't laugh alone. Kindly share and put a smile on someones face.ADAPTED:
FATHERS DAY TRIBUTE IN 2013
Dear Daddy Supi Nana Kofi Akonu Akyampon
"When Your Son Lee passed the Common Entrance Exams in Form 3, there was no money for him to be enrolled in his school of choice St. Johns College but your comforting words were enough". Those words inspired me to sit for the exams again when I was in Form 4, this time I passed with distinction and had govt scholarship courtesy of Mr. Annan Nunoo. I remember all the sacrifices you made with Sister Faustina and Auntie Theresa ( my step mom) to ensure that I get a good education. Secondary School boarding house living for me meant humiliation cos of "ewule and koobi" as provisions in my chop box. I remember the loans you took just to make sure i stop staying home 3 weeks after every school term is reopened. 2 cups of sugar and a tin of milk was a luxury for me.
You always advised me to see Uncle Fanta and Bla S Ebow Quainoo....as my role models. I listened to you and today, Daddy as I share tears of joy, I also wants to send you this promise:
I WILL NEVER FORSAKE AND FORGET YOU.......I WILL ALSO TAKE A LOAN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY......
How I wish Prince Nico Mbarga's popular tune SWEET MOTHER, was SWEET FATHER.........like I will sing it million times for you.
Daddy I love YOU........and I mean it from my HEART.
H/A/P/P/Y/ F/A/T/H/E/R/S/ D/A/Y/ /W/O/F/A/ A/K/Y/A/M/P/O/N/
KOBINA GYAKYE MANU AKYAMPON
MANKESSIM HISTORY
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MANKESSIM
1. WHO WAS PAPA UTC?
2. WHO WAS CALLED PAPA GNTC?
3. WHO WAS CALLED BOB MARLEY?
4. WHO WAS CALLED EDUMADZE PELE?
5. WHAT IS "TWAFO BROFO"..?
6. WHO WAS THE FIRST HEADTEACHER FOR THE FIRST SCHOOL IN MANKESSIM?
7. WHO WAS CALLED MADAM C....?
8. WHO HAS THE RECORD OF BEING THE TALLEST TEACHER TO HAVE TAUGHT AT MANKESSIM URBAN COUNCIL SCHOOLS?
9. WHICH TEACHER AT MANKESSIM HAS THE RECORD OF HAVING MARRIED HIS STUDENT AFTER SHE GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL?
10. WHICH BRILLIANT TEACHER FROM MANKESSIM WAS ALSO A SEASONED ORGANIST FOR THE METHODIST CHURCH?
11. HOW MANY CHURCHES DO THEY HAVE AT MANKESSIM?
12. HOW MANY MOSQUES DO THEY HAVE AT MANKESSIM?
13. HOW MANY SHRINES DO THEY HAVE AT MANKESSIM?
14.WHO HAS THE RECORD OF BEING THE MOST POPULAR FOOTBALLER FROM MANKESSIM WHO WAS KNOWN ALL OVER GHANA?
15.WHICH SPINNING GROUP AT MANKESSIM WAS THE FIRST TO ORGANIZE MISS J.S.S IN TOWN?
16. WHICH WOMAN AT MANKESSIM WAS A POPULAR FEMALE CONCERT PROMOTER KNOWN ALL OVER GHANA?
17.WHICH YEAR WERE MANKESSIM STUDENTS VERY ACTIVE IN COMMUNITY EVENTS AND ALSO ORGANIZE VACATION CLASSES FOR THEMSELVES AT URBAN COUNCIL SCHOOL CAMPUS?
18. WHEN WAS MANKESSIM SEC. TECHNICAL ESTABLISHED?
19. WHO IS THE LANDLORD OF THE MANKESSIM POLICE STATION BUILDING?
20. WHO WERE THE OWNERS OF THE FOLLOWING PUBLIC TRANSPORTS AT MANKESSIM:
A) HATE NO ONE
B) OBRA
C) TALENT
D) ABILITY
E) GIRL BI NTI
F) UNCLE SEY
G) BODOO
TRY AND SEE HOW MANY YOU CAN ANSWER........THIS IS THE HISTORY OF OUR COMMUNITY .......MORE COMING SOON
HAVE A GOOD DAY.....AND BE BLESSED:
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